It is that time of year when the Razzie Awards recognize Hollywood for extreme suckage of epic proportions. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen gets the proud distinction of having nominations in 7 different categories of the prestigious award. They are:

• Worst Picture
• Worst Actress (Megan Fox)
• Worst Screen Couple (Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox or Shia LeBeouf and any TF)
• Worst Supporting Actress (Julie White as Mom)
• Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel
• Worst Director (Michael Bay)
• Worst Screenplay

TF2: ROTF does face some steep competition for the honor of Worst Picture, including All About Steve, G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra, Land of the Lost, and Old Dogs.

Regardless of the outcome, 7 nominations is more than ample proof that Revenge of the Fallen belongs in the abyss of suck.

Go Michael Bay! I am behind you 100% to win! Transform and Roll Out!

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